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I am Valerie, your phone sex confidante.
I am the keeper of secrets and the giver of pleasures.
I am your naughty playmate, wicked step-mother, dirty
aunt and seductive therapist all rolled into one. No
matter what role I play I am all about YOU; Understanding, Uninhibited
and Unscripted!
Others may claim to have no restrictions
and they may take your calls but do they truly Understand
your carnal desires? Do they know the difference between
a want and a need? I do! I Understand that sometimes
you need an outlet, a haven where you can confess your
urge to peek at mommy's panties. Where you can admit
to scandalous fantasies of being a dirty daddy or a
naughty nephew.
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I'm not just taboo
free, I'm totally Uninhibited.
I can speak your language and utter the words
you long to hear. I can be sensual and seductive
as I lead you through a session of Erotic Hypnosis
or I can be candidly raunchy as we indulge fantasies
of perversion and debauchery! Do you shiver at
the mention of Mommy's breast or do you tremble
to hear about Mommy's fat titties? Does Auntie's
pussy make you hard or do you prefer her hot,
wet cunt!
I'm completely Unscripted. I do
not give you ordinary cookie cutter phone sex.
No two fantasies are alike just as no two callers
are alike. I listen to what you want and need.
Are you looking for role-play or to discuss your
darkest fantasy? Do you want a slow sensual seduction?
Or maybe a fast and furious fuck?
I love to discuss the forbidden, the
deviant and the downright perverted so much I've even
created an advice column on my blog. Here I tackle the questions that would make even Dr. Ruth
and Sue blush. They certainly never discuss these on
national TV.
Here are a few samples of the "Hard" topics I tackle in my column:
Living With A HOT Mama in North Dakota:
Dear Val:
I hope you don't think I'm sick or anything but I think
my MOM is trying to seduce
me. I keep getting peeks at her panties and she shows
lots of cleavage. She even leaves the bathroom and bedroom
doors ajar even though she knows I can see everything
if I pass by.
Dear Living With A HOT Mama:
I would never think you are a sicko. Sounds
to me like your HOT Mama is trying to whet your appetite
and you’re ready for the buffet. If Mama is flashing
you her titties and giving you those peek-a-boo shots
of her cotton cream catchers, chances are she sees you
as a chip off the old block. The older the grape, the
sweeter the wine and my guess is she's longing for someone
to take a taste! She probably has a good idea of what
you're packing and she may be hoping you've had a few
talents passed in your "jeans"... lol!
Let me assure you a woman always knows
just how much flesh she's flashing and how much moist
cotton she's showing off so if you're getting a woody
as she cooks dinner, you can be sure what she's offering
for desert.
Strange urges in
Utah writes:
Dear Val:
I'm a healthy straight male with a lovely wife
and kids. I really respect my wife but I keep
fantasizing about her being fucked up the ass
by a BIG black dick while I just stand by and
watch. And Val, some of these fantasies are pretty
rough. Is this normal?
Hey "Not So" Strange:
This is more normal then you would
think. Lots of guys dream of watching their wives
get fucked by another man and lots even make their
fantasies come true. Sometimes a guy realizes
his dick just isn't big enough to give her everything
she needs.
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He sees the pleasure it could give her
and wants to see and hear the pleasure a 12in butt buster
can give her. Other times it's the feeling of humiliation
at watching his wife enjoy someone else's 12in schlong
that gets him hot. For others it's a dream to see the
pure sexual Demoness you know lurks inside her emerge
as she takes center stage at a gangbang with every orifice
filled with stiff cocks and dripping sticky cum. There's
nothing disrespectful about you wanting her to experience
the pleasure of giving into pure sexual, carnal desires!
Maybe she's been fantasizing about the same thing...
you'll never know, until you ask!
Cougar Hunter In Alabama writes:
Dear Val:
I'm 21 and I want to catch me an older
woman. How do I attract them? I think older women are
hot but they don't seem to go after me.
Dear Cougar Hunter:
Your name explains it all. Cougars don't
like hunters, they like PREY.
Cougars are older dominant women who enjoy pursuing,
enchanting and seducing much younger men. For some the
younger the better. It's the thrill of the hunt and
the idea of taking a young inexperienced pup like you
and corrupting you while she educates you. She wants
to rock your world. So if you want to attract a cougar,
you better make like you're fresh meat! Don't come on
strong like the worldly man. If she wanted that, she'd
take the 40 year old with the yacht and BMW. Cougars
want them fresh, innocent & willing to do anything.
So relax, blush and wait. There will be a cougar to
pounce really quickly!
Straight in Florida writes:
Dear Val:
I'm a straight guy but I'm constantly
fantasizing about sucking cock & doing homosexual
things. I even fantasize about being gang raped sometimes.
I'm not gay! Is this normal?
Dear Straight:
If you only knew how common it is. Lots
of guys wonder what it would be like on the giving end
of a good blowjob. After all, you already know how good
it feels to have a set of lips locked around your shaft
pumping up and down. We girls always look so happy and
horny gobbling a knob, it's hard not to be curious.
It's like looking at the table next to you in a restaurant
and seeing someone enjoy a certain dish. You will crave
it until you return and try it yourself. Well a stiff
dick is not different.
You imagine that
first taste of precum caressing your palette and
whetting your appetite. You wonder what the texture
of a hard, hot slick cockhead will feel like against
your tongue and does it feel different against
the solid roof of your mouth. Does it stimulate
salivation to moisten it and help it slip deeper
into your throat. And just what does cum taste
like fresh from the source.
As for gang rape, what man doesn't
want to experience a good fucking from the female
perspective! We last longer and so do our orgasms!
And by the way, you get hard when the doctor jams
a finger up your ass for a reason! He stimulates
your prostate gland so it’s actually normal
for you to like the feel of having something jammed
up your ass, whether it’s a finger, a dildo,
a dick or a fist!
Don't make it sound like
being gay is such a bad thing! You straight guys should
thank them for liking dick as with their sense of style,
impeccable grooming and love of chick flicks, if they
start liking girls you straight guys will never get
any.
These are just a few examples of the questions
I try to answer for my callers and visitors to my blog.
Feel free to drop by my blog to check
out other entries and tidbits. I even have a member’s
only section for callers when you get to know me more
intimately. So whether you're looking to indulge a fantasy,
role-play your darkest desires or explore new boundaries,
remember:
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