Not all per-vettes want everyone to know just how slutty they can be you know. Some of us older ladies are just as wild in the bedroom as those tawdry twenty somethings, we just don’t advertise it in short skirts and low-cut necklines. Most of us have learned that the real tease is in keeping covered so you can unwrap it yourself.

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I just love going to church on Sunday morning dressed so prim and proper, knowing the “gentlemen” there are wondering if my tits are still really as firm as they look.  I smile secretly when I catch them sizing up my legs, trying to catch a peek under my sensible knee length skirt. Occasionally I’ll wear a nice high-necked lace blouse with a camisole underneath just to tease them.  Seeing through that lace makes them feel like they’re being offered a private peek at my private “peaks”.

Unfortunately for them, they can’t hide their excitement quite as easily.  I can spot cock springing to life inside a set of trousers no matter how they try to shift and tuck it.  It makes them easy pickings.  I simply choose whom my next target is going to be and then embark on a little tease and torment mission.  I particularly like catching them fiddling with their dick in their pocket.  Those are the easiest to lure into a little Sunday munch… I mean brunch… lol.

It’s a thrill for me to snag one of the young studs and fulfill his mature fantasies.  I like to prove to them that women are like fine wine… They get better with age.  Of course, the older guys are fun too.  It’s never to late to teach an old horn dog new tricks and I’ve taught more then my fair share that the anus isn’t just an exit, its an entrance!  The shocked look on their faces is such an aphrodisiac!

Even the puny puckered pussy boys can be a fun distraction.  Most of them are so happy to find a woman who will unabashedly laugh at them and tease their little dickies.  I’m too old to pretend that the sight of a two inch penis is anything but comic relief but do enjoy dressing them up every once in a while, I can even arrange an opportunity for them to work on their cross licking skills.  At worst, I can still strap on a nice long dildo and give their tender ass some much-needed attention.

Therefore, the next time you see the innocent looking older woman in your neighborhood don’t be too quick to assume she’s a frigid old bitty.  You might find she’s a hot mama with a very itchy clitty.  You might even be invited to scratch it!

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